10 Signs You Are Really, Truly An Adult

1. You actually change your car oil every three months or 3000 miles.
2. Not only you know what Bill Auto-Pay is, you actually use it.
3. You politely ask your neighbors turn down the music at 4 am on a weeknight, and then call the cops when they don’t.
4. You go to the pool to swim laps, instead of playing Marco Polo.
5. You notice the baseboards in your home and you clean them.
6. You drop something in the toilet and realize YOU have to fish it out.
7. You only call in sick to work when you’re actually sick.
8. Your friends brag about drunken adventures and you feel a mixture of disgust andpity.
9. Baby announcements are met with joy, not despair.
10. You realize that despite their flaws, you actually LIKE your parents.